The difference between 'COMPLETE' and 'FINISH'

A friend of mine sent me this and though I giggled throughout the whole thing, there are a lot of hard truth in it.
ENJOY!

The difference between 'COMPLETE' & 'FINISH'.

People say there is no difference between

 'COMPLETE' & 'FINISH'.

But there is !

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.

And when the "right one" catches you with the "wrong one", you are

"COMPLETELY FINISHED"!!

And that is your English lesson for the day.